Any Good Jokes?

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My Cousin Looks just like a cross between my Uncle and my Nanny! Uncanny!

My wife is leaving me because of my
lack of vocabulary. I'm at a loss for words.

I just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everybody will be able to hear me loud and clear.

The most important thing in a relationship is trust. If you don't trust your girlfriend, how do you know she's not going to tell your wife?

Adele, Cher, Madonna, and Prince got into a huge argument, and they are not even speaking on a first name basis anymore.

Who want's to put on bear costumes and go with me to tear the shit out of the tents people are camping in in front of Best Buy?

Scientists have grown human vocal chords
in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.