I just watched the uncut version of Scarface.
It's just called Face.
I call my wife "babe"
because she looks just like the movie star.
I went into the store to rent
a video. I asked if they had a video featuring Long John Silver. The clerk said, "we don't rent pirated videos."
I watched a love scene at a drive-in theater for a whole hour before I realized I was facing the wrong way.
Is there a good way
To tell a kid there imaginary friend is schizophrenia?
Have you ever played the Eskimo lottery?
You have to be Inuit to win it.
An Eskimo in the North Pole...........
has been arrested on suspicion of rape.
The Police want to know what he was doing on the night between September and March.
The new sundial I bought is useless. It doesn't say whether it's a.m. or p.m.
I have a feeling I would have been more successful had I worked harder, invested wisely and inherited more.
Is there an easy way to tell your dinner date she has to order something of equal or lesser value?
When I was a child, I wanted
to be a surgeon. They told me I was too young.
After years of study, dermatologists
have discovered the leading cause of dry skin...................................Towels
Tried for years to be a gynecologist,
but I could never find an opening.
A friend of mine said, "I challenge you to count out 86,400 seconds." I said, "Forget it, that'll take me all day."
