Obama and Putin
Obama and Putin were walking out in the countryside, enjoying the scenery and the mild fall weather.
While on a quiet trail, they came across a sheep. The sheep tried to get away, but its head became caught in the wire fencing. The poor critter was stuck.
Putin smiled, walked behind the sheep, dropped his drawers, and had his way with it. When Putin was done, he turned to Obama and said, "Go ahead; it's your turn!"
Without a second thought, Obama walked over and stuck his head in the wire fencing.