Any Good Jokes?

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A few days ago I was tail ended by a rescue vehicle run by the local fire department.
I pulled over on the side of the road to check to see how bad or if my car was damaged. The rescue unite pulled over too.
Three EMTs got out to see if I was okay. They insisted on giving me a few basic tests. I sat on the back bumper of their unit while they checked me over. While they were working on me they suddenly got another emergency call. So they hurriedly collected all their gear put it back in their truck and sped off to that call. After they left I noticed that they had left behind a small Styrofoam cooler. I opened the cooler and found a severed human toe preserved on dry ice. I wasn't sure what to do or whom to call at first. So I just called a Toe Truck!