Any Good Jokes?

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The toughest time for bakers
is during their hour of knead.

I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help! I had to laugh. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

Hypnotists claim they can cure
alcoholism merely by implanting an idea in the drinker's head. It's a sobering thought.

When I come to a fork in the road...............
.....................I get hungry.

A person can learn a lot from a dog;
Obedience, loyalty and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

I wish my best friend would leave his
cheating whore of a wife. Then I wouldn't feel so guilty for sleeping with her all the time.

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush, I get out of the chair when I'm not expecting it.

Whenever I go camping, I always remember to take a compass with me...because you never know when you might suddenly need to draw a circle.