The toughest time for bakers is during their hour of knead. I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help! I had to laugh. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him. Hypnotists claim they can cure alcoholism merely by implanting an idea in the drinker's head. It's a sobering thought. When I come to a fork in the road............... .....................I get hungry. A person can learn a lot from a dog; Obedience, loyalty and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. I wish my best friend would leave his cheating whore of a wife. Then I wouldn't feel so guilty for sleeping with her all the time. I don't do drugs. If I want a rush, I get out of the chair when I'm not expecting it. Whenever I go camping, I always remember to take a compass with me...because you never know when you might suddenly need to draw a circle.