Any Good Jokes?

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When Hugh Hefner dies…
no one will say “he's in a better place now”.

Attention Walmart Shoppers -
There is someone dressed appropriately in aisle 12.

PLOT TWIST:
Marijuana is the drug against wars.

Four men go hunting...
They split up into pairs and hunt in different areas. Later, two of the hunters come across the other pair to find one hunter bent over a tree stump with the other screwing him in the ass.

Shocked, the other hunters yell, "What the hell are you doing?"

The hunter who is doing the screwing says, "He had a heart attack."

To which the other hunters reply, "Well then you should have given him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"

"How do think this got started?!" he replies.