Any Good Jokes?

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Car wreck!
So a husband receives a call from the local hospital and is told that his wife has been in a terrible wreck and that her condition was critical.

He races to the hospital were he is greeted by a nurse who informs him that his wife is in surgery and the doctor will be out to see him as soon as possible.

Hours pass and the surgeon finally comes to the waiting room, his gown still covered in blood and his head hanging low. He tells the husband that his wife's condition is not good he has done all he can but she is pretty much a vegetable and to make matters worse his insurance won't cover the constant care that his wife will require.She'll need constant attention help with eating, bathing and going to the bathroom. The husband breaks down and starts to cry....

So the Doctor smiles and says:

...."i'm just f'n with you she died!!!"