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I went into a bar and all the customers had nasty skin rashes and blisters. I asked the bartender: "What kind of place is this?" He said, "It's a shingles bar."

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas - but there are more catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.

Drug smugglers tried to take bales of marijuana to the states by boat. They didn't check the weather and ran into a terrible storm. The boat took water and sank. The marijuana washed up on an island where it was eaten by some seabirds.

It left no tern unstoned.