Born Inc. (BRRN)

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inforthemoney2 -

LF is so quiet I think I heard a mouse fart..Come on LF what is going on with you and this company..Give us a shareholders update or something..

Shareholder Update!!! A large rodent believed to be a mouse from Chernobyl that made it's way to the US in a crate, exploded when it farted. The crate had been delivered to QUTURE International Headquarters in Daytona Beach, Florida. The crate allegedly contained a year's worth of press releases ordered by the CEO of Quture from the Russian on-line start-up "Presskovitch". All press releases were destroyed in the explosion. A spokesperson for QUTURE acknowledged that QUTURE hasn't occupied the space in the Daytona Beach business park for some time and that the delivery to the business park must have been a mistake. The CEO could not be reached and was stated to be "out of town on QUTURE business".

Shareholder value has been a question as of late for the once believed up-and-coming business. QUTURE shares dropped to .0005 on the news.