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[shajandr]

Alfie maintains his 100 percent failure rate. Every single business that clown has tried has failed miserably, with him conning his investors out of every cent and walking away when their money is gone.

He spends their money on trips, parties, five-star restaurants where he eats alone, and of course paying his rent, etc.

Oh and Photoshopping expenses - which can't be too much since the Photoshop jobs on his 'pics' are pathetically done by obvious amateurs.

And we know he can't be spending much on his 'clothes' and shoes, because how much can used circus clothes cost at Goodwill?