American Premium Water Corp. (HIPH)

[shajandr]

Cook is the guy who discovered the Hawaiian Islands, New Zealand, and the Cook Inlet. He has tons of beverage experience selling champagne (and sliced hams) during the holidaze for decades.

This man has sailed the globe!!!

Plus he's a ghost CEO.

If you gotta make up a fake name, James Cook is as good as any. perfect name for the Pacific Century.

Or HIPH could also go with James T. Kirk as the name of the ghost CEO. Universe-wide marketing of tap water run through an alkalinizer - from the explorer of galaxies far away.

Or the world's first bottled grey water - recycling for the environment in water-short California! Drink the water this afternoon the same water water you showered in this morning!