Any Good Jokes?

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My wife said she'd kill me if I ever said my ex-girlfriend's name during sex. I did it last night and nothing happened. But then, I was with my ex-girlfriend.

A policeman pulled me over as I drove through the red-light district. He said, "Looking for a good time were we, sir?" I said, "Why, how much do you charge?"

My nephew asked me if I'd
ever read "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I said, "I can't remember, but it rings a bell."

The homeless population is
a problem that needs to be addressed.

News headline: "Hospitals may be forced to make even bigger cuts." So, no more arthroscopic surgery then?

I threatened a man with a knife today. It was stupid, really, he could have stabbed me.

Just wondering:
Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting" section?