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Re: SHORENUFFSTUFF post# 21522

Wednesday, 09/23/2015 1:45:41 PM

Wednesday, September 23, 2015 1:45:41 PM

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a Flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The Flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.

"The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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