Any Good Jokes?

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A man is sitting at the bar downing drink after drink as the pressure in his bladder increases. Finally, he can't take it anymore. But he doesn't want anyone to mess with his drink while he runs to the bathroom. So he asks the bartender for a piece of paper and a pen. He writes a little note that says "Leave this drink alone, I spit in it", and places it under his glass.

When he returns from the bathroom, he finds a note under his that says:
"Not to worry mate, I spit in it too"