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Monday, 09/14/2015 12:10:58 PM

Monday, September 14, 2015 12:10:58 PM

Post# of 32150
The Toilet Seat

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden
seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.
After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she
returned.


She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the
shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that
the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.


About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed
and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I
undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I
drove her to the hospital emergency room.


The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her.
(Try to get a mental picture of this.) Julie tried to lighten the
embarrassment of it all by saying, “Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never
seen anything like this before.”

The Doctor replied, “Actually, I’ve seen lots of them……I just never saw
one mounted and framed.”

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