London cab driver's answer to a request from a Muslim to turn off the radio.
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the
cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching,
he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no
music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened
the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so
piss off and wait for a camel.."
