Well, Randy Hoff has me narrowed down to living somewhere between Miami and SD/LA/SF, so he's closing in on my location. Narrowed it down to one continent. (He has apparently nott yet found ~OUTT about my fief in Bavaria.)
OTOH, he posted those Craigslist ads from a rental apartment in Henderson, NV. I told him he should hire me to find me. I'm very, very good at finding people. I'm pretty sure that I could find myself. Butt I won't even pick up the phone for $5,000 anymore. I need $50,000 as a minimum guarantee and paid up as a retainer before I'll even begin to find myself.
And given that I'll need to travel everywhere from Miami to the Pacific coast (or is it Pacific Coast), there will of course be significant expenses as well which will need to be paid.
If the Hoff wasn't brokeass, and he could front $50K, I'd certainly do my level best to try and find myself, starting on South Beach and slowly and methodically working west in the search pattern - as the monthly invoices were paid and the $50K evergreen retainer was maintained.
Butt alas, he won't call me and take me upp on the offer - and he shore don't have the kinda cash needed to get me innerested.
