"Of course my jackass stalker (Randy Hoff of OODH) is dead broke and living in a 724 sq ft shack and cuts firewood for a living, so there's that."
In fairness to the Hoofster, he's a more rounded character than you give him credit for.
He molests goats as well.
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Upton Sinclair
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H. L. Mencken