Any Good Jokes?

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John receives a phone call. Hello? he answers.
The voice on the other end says, This is Susan. We met at a party about 3
months ago.
John: Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?
Susan: Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the
way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.
John: Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?
Susan: I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself.
John: Say, you ARE a good sport.