Thursday, July 30, 2015 2:20:11 PM
Okay. NOW! .Here_are several Jokes..and I am LAFFING...
Yes, even Yours Truly can use a good LAFF once in a while. (I'm not
always totally infuriated, horrified, apoplectic, outraged, and going-about
with endless angst-in-my-pants, ya know!)
-- I bought some shoes at the drug store. I don't know what they laced
them with, but I've been trippin' ALL DAY!
-- Two whales are in a bar. One whale turns to the other and says,
"Oooooooiieeeee...Ohhhhiiiii...Eeeeeeooooooh..." ...Whereupon
the other whale replies, "Go home, you're drunk!"
-- A ghost floats into a bar, and orders a shot of hard-stuff. The Bartender
says, "Sorry. We don't serve Spirits here."
-- A dyslexic man was recently seen walking into a bra.
-- Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke? They always take things literally.
-- I've taken-up speed-reading. I can read "War and Peace!" ...It's only
three words...but it's a start.
-- Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and asks,
"You know how to drive this thing?"
-- What did the Cowboy holler at the German rodeo? "Audi!"
-- Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and
says, "Moo." The other cow replies, "That's what I was going to say."
-- Why do trees seem suspicious on a sunny day? Who knows, but they
sure are a little shady!
-- What award was given to the person who invented the door-knocker?
The No-Bell Prize.
-- What's red and bad for your teeth? ...A brick!
-- What do we call a bear with no teeth? ...A Gummy-Bear!
-- What do we call a cow with no legs? ...Ground Beef!
-- A little termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
...Attribution: Jokes and quips are from the Federalist Papers Project FaceBook Page.
Yes, even Yours Truly can use a good LAFF once in a while. (I'm not
always totally infuriated, horrified, apoplectic, outraged, and going-about
with endless angst-in-my-pants, ya know!)
-- I bought some shoes at the drug store. I don't know what they laced
them with, but I've been trippin' ALL DAY!
-- Two whales are in a bar. One whale turns to the other and says,
"Oooooooiieeeee...Ohhhhiiiii...Eeeeeeooooooh..." ...Whereupon
the other whale replies, "Go home, you're drunk!"
-- A ghost floats into a bar, and orders a shot of hard-stuff. The Bartender
says, "Sorry. We don't serve Spirits here."
-- A dyslexic man was recently seen walking into a bra.
-- Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke? They always take things literally.
-- I've taken-up speed-reading. I can read "War and Peace!" ...It's only
three words...but it's a start.
-- Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and asks,
"You know how to drive this thing?"
-- What did the Cowboy holler at the German rodeo? "Audi!"
-- Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and
says, "Moo." The other cow replies, "That's what I was going to say."
-- Why do trees seem suspicious on a sunny day? Who knows, but they
sure are a little shady!
-- What award was given to the person who invented the door-knocker?
The No-Bell Prize.
-- What's red and bad for your teeth? ...A brick!
-- What do we call a bear with no teeth? ...A Gummy-Bear!
-- What do we call a cow with no legs? ...Ground Beef!
-- A little termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
...Attribution: Jokes and quips are from the Federalist Papers Project FaceBook Page.
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