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Wednesday, 07/29/2015 1:22:04 PM

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 1:22:04 PM

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The other night I ate rocky mountain oysters.
I finally had the balls to do it.

A friend whose parents weren't married when he was born just told me that
he can't pay the money he owes me just yet.
The nerve of that bastard.

I do my jokes on the fly.
I use a really tiny pencil. Snatch them with my hand, scribble it on their abdomen. It's pretty hard.

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