Any Good Jokes?

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A Blonde's Phone Call to Mom



Hi Mom, it's me.


"Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Home Depot store, looking for a drill."


"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you."


"Oh my god, what happened?"


"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."


"What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"

"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker."