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Friday, 07/24/2015 1:02:40 PM

Friday, July 24, 2015 1:02:40 PM

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The 10th Sikh Rifles drilled during the monsoon.
Just another case of Singh in the rain.

A man walks into a library and says, "I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."

I must admit I've got a
thing for fat women. It's called a gastric band.

My wife told me to get on the Internet and buy something that would make me last longer in bed. I ordered sleeping pills.

Roses are blue,
violets are red. Oh shit, my 3D glasses are on backwards.

I invented gloves.
OK, I'm lying, but I did have a hand in it.

Needles to say,
I don't like syringes.

I love make-up sex with my wife. I don't really like the eyeliner she makes me put on though.

I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them.

I once had a gastric band...
but people just couldn't stomach our music !

Wedding rehearsals…
because ruining your life takes practice.

I thought my vasectomy...
would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

I've been known to seize the day…
but mostly I just hug it like a tired boxer holds onto his opponent when he knows the fight's almost over.

































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