Any Good Jokes?

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A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.
She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her.

"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"

The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."

I went for a job interview and things went so well,
they wanted to give me the company for free.
I distinctly heard the interviewer say to his coworker:
Let's give this guy the business.