If a midget smokes weed,does he get medium?
On my very first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was, all alone, surrounded by trees and bushes.
Would you really want to get on a non-stop flight?
I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: "I will find you and I will kill you." My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore.
Nurse: "There's a man in the waiting room who claims he's invisible."
Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him."
I named my daughter Alexis,
because if I hadn't had her, I'd be driving one.
A new study has shown that women who have more sleep have better sex.
The study was conducted by Bill Cosby.
Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson has lots of enemies like John Cena or Batista. His arch nemesis were Paper and Scissor.
