Hi E.I.,
I don't have premium iHub, but I don't mind answering in public:
Yes, my name is David and I am a lawyer.
"Hi, David!"
I hope to be a recovering lawyer some day.
"And, was it over when the Germans [sic] bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
It's not over 'til WE say it's over!
"Thank you, Spanky-san, for giving Ling-Ling honor in paper hat form!"