American Premium Water Corp. (HIPH)

[shajandr]

Hay, there's always Lenny Kravitz, Flo Rida, and the NASCAR backup car for a nobody driver - I think there's a 2-inch Alpina sticker on the undercarriage near the oil pan.

Lifetime two-bit grifters like Alfie only get worse with age. From scamming investors (who then sued him) in various telecom scams to this boolsheet water crapola, he's never made an honest living at business his entire life.

But he's very good at looting investors.

His fashion sense and hairdressing, however, are utterly atrocious.

And where does he get those clown shoes? Seriously.

Bid's at a penny and dropping. Should be subpenny by August.