Orion Diversified Holding Company Inc (OODH)

[shajandr]

Stupid little pissant Randy "Goat Molester" Hoff still hasn't called me. He's not very good with numbers that are more than his fingers and toes. His hacking skills are limited to hacking the branches off dead trees he's cutting up for firewood and hacking and coughing when the woodsmoke fills his little shtshack in the middle of Hell, California right between Tickville and Dustburg in scrub oak land that goes for about $300 an acre (when it's not burnt to the ground by wildfires every other year or so).

Randy can't figger ~OUTT why he can't get his stupid, stupid little attempt to run a pennyscam off DaGround™.

Well, it's because he's stupid. And really stupid people like Randy are too stupid to know that they're stupid, so they try to do things that require at least a semi-smart person to do.

Like get a real engineering degree from a real university - like a UC. Way, way, way beyond the reach of Stupid Randy. Like John Goodman trying to win the 2016 Olympic marathon. No, even more way beyond his capabilities than that.

Like actually finish his little 2-year AA program at Folsom Lake Commuter Junior Collitch - which he's been "pursuing" since at least 2007. If only it wasn't for that danged math, writing, reading, and science holding him back. Randy hit the wall in math when the numbers got bigger than those he could count on his fingers and toes.

Randy trying to run a pennyscam is like Stevie Wonder embarking on a career as a professional photographer and cinematographer (that means a guy who shoots movies and video, Randy!). (Spoiler Alert for Randy: Hint- Stevie Wonder is blind. Blind people cannot see. Photography and filming require sight.)

I will hepp Randy the Goat Molester ~OUTT with recognizing his limitations and why he is predestined to live in the 724 sq ft shack (aka "the corporate jet").

Here is Randy's prollem (hint for Randy - tell the person reading this for the OODH "CEO" that the third sentence applies to him.):