Top Shelf Brands Holdings Corp. (DKTS)

[Carini]

"One wonders if those shares would even be salable once received if that deal ever happens."

Doubtful. I'm guessing that, like the DKTS debt notes AP executed apparently without authority to do so, the "shares" folks receive will in fact be either stacks of used paper bar napkins or long rolls of toilet paper (more economical for large shareholders, giddy up) with "One Share of DKTS, Redeemable Imminently" written on each square in crayon next to AP's hilariously illegible signature.

Not even VFIN will accept those I don't think, and that's saying something...