A lawyer boarded an airplane in Baltimore with a box of frozen soft
shell crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator..
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and
proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in Sarasota Florida, she used the intercom to
announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in
Baltimore , please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
