Any Good Jokes?

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COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over -women like that are hard to find.

Stone Mountain officials in Georgia just announced they passed an order to change the Confederate Memorial carving of Robert E Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and Jefferson Davis to Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian.

I once knew a fat, asian telephone operator from Beijing who had more Chinese phone books than chins.

A bear was recently found murdered. It was particularly grizzly.