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Ever wonder how confusing the English language can be. Here are some commonly used OXYMORONS: ((contradictory words)

Alone together
Artificial intelligence
Clearly misunderstood
Exact estimate
Found missing
Large minority
Legally drunk
Plastic silverware
Pretty ugly
Random order
Small crowd
Soft rock
Temporary tax increase
Terribly pleased
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Working vacation




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