Funny stuff: StockCharts.com is Currently Down for Maintenance...
Hello! Milo the StockCharts intern here.
I have been told to tell you that we are currently hard at work "recalibrating the de-calibrated networking calibrators and cross-triangulating the server regulators..." or something like that. Our super-smart network boffins explained it all to me in exquisite detail - and it totally made sense when they said it - but then I got distracted and... well... here we are.
The bottom line is that our website will be unavailable until sometime late Saturday night or early Sunday morning.
Hopefully, you aren't reading this message and are off on vacation or having a picnic or something - the US market is closed on Monday anyways right?
Well, if you are reading this and you are missing our service, here are some alternatives:
Here's a link to the Traditional Cat Video that we always show during our maintenance windows - enjoy!
You can still watch any of our webinar videos - they are very educational and useful and informative (and possibly entertaining too!)
You can also read and use the StockCharts Answer Network (s.c.a.n.), our user-managed help forum. (Registration is optional.)
Check back on Sunday. If things go as planned, you'll find a newer, cleaner, faster, umm... de-bifracated(?) website ready to handle the rigors of the Internet for another decade or so.
See you soon!
Milo
the-easily-distracted-StockCharts-intern
It's Milo here again on Sunday morning. Well, the StockCharts Boffins are not happy right now. They worked all day Saturday and much of last night, but the new new things they installed still aren't "thinging" correctly. But never fear! After some rest, food, caffeine and (must importantly to me frankly) some well-needed showering, they are back on the job and busily "switching switches," "balancing loads," and "hunting snipes" (altough I suspect that last one is intended as a joke for the "dumb intern"). They also told me to tell you that "Many boffins died to give us this information" (although I also suspect that is a sleep-deprived, Star Wars nerd joke.)
Anywho, I'm here too, helping however I can. We really do appreciate your patentience with all this. When you run a financial website that lots of people depend on, the only time you can make big changes like this is during a holiday weekend and so, as I said before, here we are.
Check back on Monday. If things go as (re)planned, you'll find a newer, cleaner, faster, umm... de-bifracated(?) website ready to handle the rigors of the Internet for another decade or so.
See you soon!
Milo
the-disrespected-StockCharts-intern
