Calmare Therapeutics Inc (fka CTTC)

[Vaffan-Coulo]

"No one cares about seeing an EOB except for....wait for it"???

Oh, I dunno! I bet these guys would give just about ANYTHING to see some EOBs showing insurance companies paid for calmare therapy:

how poor I am, how poor I am, I am so poor, I am so poor

Why, I bet poor ol'D'Amato practically cries himself to sleep every night because he hasn't ever seen any EOBs! Yeah, must have been kinda hard on the guy! Five years on the calmare chain gang, only to wind up with the "Cash Only Pain Clinic" to show for it!

And the case of "cootieman" is a tearjerker too! Poor old man, in his declining years, forced to "climb mountains barefoot"..."in the rain"..."and in the dark"...year in, year out...just to squeeze a little of the green out of insurance companies.

And can't forget the Caribbean med school twins -- hanging around courthouses all day, filing suits against insurance companies, trying to find judges dumb enough to find in their favor -- bound to be a frustrating life, huh?

Yep! No doubt they ALL care DEEPLY about seeing some EOBs showing insurance paid for calmare!