American Premium Water Corp. (HIPH)

[shajandr]

Alfie is a loser - lifelong loser. Losers know how to do only one thing right: lose. Unfortunately they drag unsophisticated investors down with them.

That's all Alfie has EVER done. And that's all he can do. He's capacity-limited to losing money and blowing investors' cash.

Hay, look what Flo Rida did for water sales! And wasn't there a race car emblem too - NASCAR - kinda like CMKX sponsored a car for Urban Casavant to blow shareholders' munny on.

Alfie's got the spending of shareholder munny down pat - it's the selling product and earning significant revenues that he is completely and utterly incapable of.