Charlestowne Premium Beverages Inc. (FPWM)

[TheHappyVulcan]

Not as bog of a nothing as the "attorney letter of Mr. Russell, Esq." which says , in effect:

"I looked everything over. I assume the documentation is legit, that the signatures are legit, that the people running things are not supposedly in any trouble, I suppose. By the way don't ask me about any of this. I owe you no explanation about anything just because you ask."

Now, how much was the retainer that was required to prepare this hunk of whatever it is?

Where can I get a job doing this?

Spock...assumed to be standing by.