Used car salesman chooses Hell
An oldie
A used car salesman dies. An elevator appears and he gets on. His choice of floors is "Heaven" or "Hell". Before he decides a well dressed man appears. He says he is the devil and goes on to explain how heaven does false advertising about Hell. He says all the "goodie two shoes" go to heaven. He says Hell is the fun place, beautiful gold courses, endless mils of beautiful nude beaches, casino's, thousands of bars with loose women and he even says that most of his deceased friends are there.
The used car salesman says, can I go look and decide if I want to stay cand still choose heaven.
The devil says sure and shows him a legal document.
So the used car salesman goes to hell and when the door opens, it is exactly like the devil told him. He deceased friends even greet him and tell him how great it is.
So he tells the devil he likes it. The devil gives him a paper to sign making it official and he signs it.
Immediately all the good stuff disappears. All he sees is fire and brimstone and his friends laying on the ground suffering.
He says to the devil, what happened? And the devil says, hey, you were a used car salesman and should know that once you sign the dotted line you get NOTHING.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Mark Twain
