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I have been somewhat under the weather since my Doctors informed me

that I have an acute case of PIST-AWF.


For those of you who do not know what PIST-AWF is; PIST-AWF is a Newly

Defined Disease that is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.

January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this

month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of

the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The

disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes

dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects.

These side effects have been deemed "Post Islamic Stress Trauma with

Apologetic War Fatigue" (PIST-AWF).


Symptoms include:


Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our

President pander to Muslim terrorists. ( Not a major personal problem!)


Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O’Reilly factor.


Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.


Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering

innocent people.


Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to

accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a

legitimate news show host.


Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is

then identified as the disease itself.



The official designation for "Post Islamic Stress Trauma with

Apologetic War Fatigue" is PIST-AWF. If you feel you are PIST-AWF,

please notify your local election board and place your name on the

list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available in November

of 2016.


Yes, I am PIST-AWF.