Any Good Jokes?

[mnfats]

Classic old one.


There were two factories in Chicago. One of them made maternity frocks for expectant mothers, The factory next to them made corks for wine bottles. They had to soak the corks before they could put them into the bottles, so they were called the "Cork Soakers". One day a Cork Soaker didn't soak a cork long enough and it flew out of one of the bottles and hit one of the Mother Frockers in the eye. That made all the Mother Frockers mad at the Cork Soakers, so they went outside and had the biggest Mother-Frocking Cork-Soaking fight you ever saw.