Any Good Jokes?

[mnfats]

The shapely topless dancer went to Mass dressed in her working clothes, but was stopped at the door by the priest. "Miss," he said, "you can't go in like that." "But, Father," protested the churchgoer, "I have a divine right." "Aye, and your left isn't bad, either," the man of the cloth responded, "but you still can't enter the church without proper attire.