This fella passed away, and he arrives at the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter is waiting there to check him in, and the guy questions St. Peter as to how he determines who gets in and who doesn't.
"Frankly," St. Peter replies, "we rely a lot on the list we get from Santa Claus."
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