Any Good Jokes?

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Listen, I'll play that funky music if you ask me
in a nice, non-derogatory way.

In the 50's the pot called the kettle
a different word.

I just dozed off for a minute and
woke up freaking out because I thought I missed my exit.

This guy gave me the weirdest look when I flushed his urinal for him. It's like people have no concept of manners anymore.

This Male Order Bride is the worst and
most expensive typo I've ever paid for.

It's not a "gay" wedding or a "straight wedding"
it's a "waste of money they could have used for a down payment."

It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar.

Dad always said "Time to hit the sack!" before bed.
Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but that was just dad.

I was late for a meeting traveling to
West Virginia. I forgot to reset my watch to the mid 1800s.