Any Good Jokes?

[mnfats]

Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap
on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said: "You've got two choices. I either maul you
to death or we have rough sex."

Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two
weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out
on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The
grizzly said: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got
two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY
rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he
survived, it would take several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to
track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said: "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here
for the hunting, do you?"