Any Good Jokes?

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Hey is it just me or is there another
two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?

The last person you would ever hear say
"hey gang" is someone in an actual gang.

It only takes a second to show someone how you
feel about them.
The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever.

You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the
real world? All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and never mind I get it.

I don't always watch soft core porn,
but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends.

Each week our panel of 3 celebrity chefs compete
to create the ultimate final meal for a death row inmate on LAST SUPPER, this fall on FOX.

Weddings are cool because
you can cry in public about other stuff as long as you look in the general direction of the bride and groom.

My face is so oily
I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it.

Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do.

POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "Because you know I love riddles."