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Thursday, 04/09/2015 11:09:52 AM

Thursday, April 09, 2015 11:09:52 AM

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A guy walks in and sits down at a bar...

The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"

The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend because I called her a two-bit whore."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "I don't blame her. But that's quite a bruising you've got there. What in the world did she hit you with? A baseball bat?"

"No," said the guy. "She hit me with a sackful of quarters."

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