Any Good Jokes?

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I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get
too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long.

"Have you tried turning her off and then on again?"
- Sexual Tech Support

Little could our great-grandparents have
imagined how many dicks and tits we'd all see in our lifetimes.

When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant,
there's really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge.

I'm glad George Washington didn't
live long enough to see his face printed out and rubbed on the ass of every stripper.

"I love accounting!"
-Italian guy who loves to count.

Tired of being fat and pasty? Put tanning bed lights in your refrigerator.

I pay a monthly membership fee that lets me
think about going to a gym.

The record companies have done a good job of
fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.

A decoy kept walking into a bar
wooden duck.