Thursday, March 26, 2015 10:52:15 PM
Indiana Defines Stupidity as Religion
INDIANAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—In a history-making decision, Gov. Mike Pence of Indiana has signed into law a bill that officially recognizes stupidity as a religion.
Pence said that he hoped the law would protect millions of state residents “who, like me, have been practicing this religion passionately for years.”
The bill would grant politicians like Pence the right to observe their faith freely, even if their practice of stupidity costs the state billions of dollars.
While Pence’s action drew the praise of stupid people across America, former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer was not among them. “Even I wasn’t dumb enough to sign a bill like that,” she said.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/indiana-defines-stupidity-as-religion?mbid=nl_032615_Borowitz&cndid=25956129&mbid=nl_032615_Borowitz&CNDID=25956129&spMailingID=7616811&spUserID=MzY4OTIxODA2MjES1&spJobID=642397356&spReportId=NjQyMzk3MzU2S0
INDIANAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—In a history-making decision, Gov. Mike Pence of Indiana has signed into law a bill that officially recognizes stupidity as a religion.
Pence said that he hoped the law would protect millions of state residents “who, like me, have been practicing this religion passionately for years.”
The bill would grant politicians like Pence the right to observe their faith freely, even if their practice of stupidity costs the state billions of dollars.
While Pence’s action drew the praise of stupid people across America, former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer was not among them. “Even I wasn’t dumb enough to sign a bill like that,” she said.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/indiana-defines-stupidity-as-religion?mbid=nl_032615_Borowitz&cndid=25956129&mbid=nl_032615_Borowitz&CNDID=25956129&spMailingID=7616811&spUserID=MzY4OTIxODA2MjES1&spJobID=642397356&spReportId=NjQyMzk3MzU2S0
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