Any Good Jokes?

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After serving 18 months of a 25-year sentence, a man escaped from prison. His escape was the lead story on the early evening TV news and knowing that there would be a huge search party out looking for him, he took care to make his way home via a long, cross-country route of fields and forests. When he finally made it to his house, he looked around to make sure the coast was clear and knocked on the door. His wife answered. "You dirty rotten bastard!" she screamed. "Where have you been? You escaped over five hours ago!"