Accredited Business Consolidators Corp (fka ACDU)

[Rev Kilgore Mullet]

Potential upside involves the probability of buying unquoted shares with an effective bid/ask margin of something like 90% or more and finding a naive noob (preferably a really stupid one) to purchase same shares all within the couple of remaining days until the registration is revoked.

By comparison, a lotto ticket represents the gold standard of "investing".