An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot.
"Lord," he prayed, "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."
Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot.
Without hesitation, the man pulled into the available space and said, "Never mind, I found one."
An Irishman called a Dublin
number at three o'clock in the morning. "Is This O'Malley's Bar?" he asked.
"No. it's not. This is a private residence."
"I must have the wrong number. Sorry to trouble you at this time of night."
"Ah, it's no trouble. I had to get up anyway to answer the phone."
The doctor was explaining
to Paddy how nature adjusted certain physical disabilities. "For example, if a man is blind, he develops a keen sense of hearing and touch. If he's stone deaf, he develops other senses."
"I know what you mean," said Paddy. "I've noticed that if a bloke has one short leg, then the other one is always a bit longer."
